8th July 7.30pm £7.50

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Naomi Petersen: I Am Telling You I’m Not Going


Naomi is agoraphobic and living in The Hen and Chickens. But it’s a theatre after all, so she’s got to do a show about it. Is today the day she’ll finally pluck up the courage to walk out the door?

Hilariously inventive, warm-hearted character comedy. As seen on E4’s Drifters, and in smash-hit improv supergroup The Free Association.

‘Carrying the show is the extraordinary Naomi Petersen’ (Independent).

‘Naomi Petersen’s performance is so winning that she immediately gets the audience on side’ (Guardian).

‘Downright hilarious… leaves you feeling uplifted’ (



Georgie Morrell: A Poke In The Eye

Directed by Samuel Hopkins.



One woman. One eye. And her (sort of) blind life…

Do your other senses really get stronger? Is it wrong to crack onto your doctor?  Will I get a new eye that shoots lasers?

Just some of the many questions our heroine answers whilst telling us how she went blind but now she can see… literally. Recounting stories of doctors, sexual fantasies, binge drinking, (sometime all at the same time) and family dramas. We hear a unique account of what it is to face inevitable blindness with her very own brand of humour. LOL! Being disabled is her excuse to do exactly what she wants, say what she wants and live her one eyed life as she wants.



“Rib ticklingly funny”

– David Gandy


“Not only a very beautiful young women but a bloody funny one too.”

– Bradley Cooper


“Not only funny but great in bed!”

– Jeremy Corbyn

*Above quotes may not be true….This one is.

“Get a look in for tickets if you can. And keep your good eye open for sightings of this remarkable actor and semi-visionary writer. It’s way better than the thing with the sharp stick.”

A Poke in the Eye M. Laura Thomas, London Pub Theatres 2015