How To Be A Pirate

16th Oct 7.30pm £12

To er is human. To ar is pirate. Release your inner-swashbuckler and sail into a world of storytelling, absurdity, playfulness and all things nautical with an idiot captain in this epic hour of ludicrous adventure comedy written and performed by man-boy oyster flirt @MrMaxNorman. Contains fruit cannibalism, nudity and scenes some mermaids may find offensive.

We're sorry, but all tickets sales have ended because the event is expired.

Tickets booked online must be collected 15mins before showtime. Cash tickets are available for 30 mins at the box office. TICKETS ARE NON REFUNDABLE

Ticket price includes a £1.50 membership fee which entitles you to £1.50 off all further shows at the theatre for one year. The membership card will be presented with your ticket(s) at the box office, on the day.


Over 18’s only, limited access for people with disabilities, no admittance for latecomers.

Hen & Chickens Theatre

109 St Paul’s Road

London N1 2NA