Dr Katherine Elster: Phallacies

10th & 11th July 7.30pm £12

“Men, I hear your penile cries!”  

For centuries, men have played poor relation to skyscrapers, monuments, lightsabers, Twiglets. Technology now enables them to reveal the most sensitive part of themselves. But what if dick pics, rather than being intrusive, aggressive and unsolicited, reveal more than just a man’s religious beliefs?  

Dr Katherine Elster – cartographer, phalliscite, reader of tips – is possessed with the gift of reading penile cosmic energies like a wise old Wiccan reading your palm. Walk with her as she selflessly shares her profound and divine knowledge, shedding light on the shamanic translations accompanying your penis. 

Live readings available!  

** Contains Adult Imagery**

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Tickets booked online must be collected 15mins before showtime. Cash tickets are available for 30 mins at the box office. TICKETS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE*

Ticket price includes a £1.50 membership fee which entitles you to £1.50 off all further shows at the theatre for one year. The membership card will be presented with your ticket(s) at the box office, on the day.

Over 18’s only. This venue is accessed via a set of small stairs, please contact us to discuss any accessibility requirements. No admittance for latecomers.

Hen & Chickens Theatre

109 St Paul’s Road

London N1 2NA

*Unless the theatre has to close.