Chop Me Up Or Let Me Go by Lesley Ann Albiston

19th – 23rd October 2021 £14/£12

Chop Me Up Or Let Me Go is a dark comedy about survival and obsession set in the near future.

In this tense and quick-witted two-hander, a famous actor is abducted by a stalker; but her motives for the violation are not as straightforward as they seem. Starring Ciara Murphy & Alastair Coughlan.

After the total sell-out award-nominated run of A Slice Of Eel Pie at the last Camden Fringe (“Outstanding” Theatre & Arts Review, “Black and outrageous…  seriously funny” The Review Chap) Lesley Ann Albiston is back with a brand-new play, premiering at the Hen & Chickens Theatre.

When a fashionable movie star is kidnapped by a mysterious stalker, he must learn how to negotiate his way out of imprisonment using all his skills and cunning. In a world where social media has rendered privacy obsolete, the dangers of presumed intimacy are exposed – but the reality unfolding outside is even darker than our protagonists could imagine…

Tickets booked online must be collected 15mins before showtime. Cash tickets are available for 30 mins at the box office. TICKETS ARE NONREFUNDABLE*

Ticket price includes a £1.50 membership fee which entitles you to £1.50 off all further shows at the theatre for one year. The membership card will be presented with your ticket(s) at the box office, on the day.


Over 18’s only, limited access for people with disabilities, no admittance for latecomers.

Hen & Chickens Theatre

109 St Paul’s Road

London N1 2NA

*Unless the theatre has to cancel the show.